"Quickly TRANSFORM Every Area Of Your Personal Life, Finance, Health, Relationships And Spiritual Life Through Effective Affirmations ~ Collected Works of Irony!"

Using Results Oriented Coaching Combined With The Power Of Ancient Wisdom, Our Certified Affirmations ~ Collective Works of Irony Will Quickly And Accurately Identify Key Areas Of Your Core Motivations And Determine Your Subconscious Strengths And Weaknesses To Transform Your Life In Every Possible Way!

Dylon Whyte is a certified D.I.Y. Author, freelance technician and stand-up comedian.

Through Affirmations, he helps readers to identify their unique personality patterns for better self discovery and to achieve breakthrough in relationships, finances, business, health, spirituality and finding their life purpose.

He specializes in results oriented writing and increasing client's personal power through transformational personal
growth.

Dear personal development enthusiast,

I highly respect your time and am going to make every word count for you here as you read this.

Affirmations are here not to impress you, but to impress upon you the fact that human beings are all intricately different and complexly motivated like a bunch of tangled wires.


All I can say is this - the key towards lasting happiness and bliss is by:


-    Understanding yourself
-    Understanding others
-    And working out differences in personality in a               systematic and humanistic way


The key to happiness is in understanding yourself and understanding people!

Any attempt to become successful without first being happy is futile, for it isn't accomplishing success that makes one happy but being happy first, then success will come automatically.

I don't want you to simply get by or achieve moderate success. Affirmations want you to prosper and thrive - and achieve your full potential and beyond.

Affirmations goal is total and utter transformation for you, and nothing less.

Once you are transformed, your family, friends and loved ones will enjoy the ripple effects of your transformation and you'll be able to change your world!


Decode Your Personal Irony And Work With It To Create A Much Better You To Accomplish Lasting Success... And Feel Happy About It!

Affirmations have come up with a highly personalized humour program that will bring effective results.
Since every human being is different, Affirmations will get straight to the core of your:

-    Key motivations
-    Work issues
-    Relationship issues
-    Emotional blockages
-    Past hurts and traumas
-    Self limiting beliefs
-    Fixed destructive patterns
-    Vicious cycles
-    And even your deepest desires...

Affirmations goal is to work with you at removing all these hindrances.


Like weeds in a garden, it is not enough to cut at the branches by focusing on quick fix, short term solutions. By going straight to the root, the weeds of your fixed patterns and vicious cycles will be purged from your garden of life and help you to blossom and thrive.

Affirmations is going to raise your awareness in such a way that it will help you to blast through the walls of all your obstacles and achieve the life you were meant to live.


The Benefits Of Affirmations ~ Collected Works of Irony is A One-On-One Session with yourself.

By now, you will realize the power of removing the roots of hindrances and blockages.

Affirmations will show you what the power of Affirmations ~ Collective Works of Irony can do for you:

Personal empowerment

Affirmations focus on helping you strengthen your self-image which is the root and the core of your life. You will learn how to have an awesome relationship with yourself and transform your life from within.

More Focus

Gain phenomenal clarity about the way you 'do life' and increase your focus by focusing on what you do best and the best way you tackle every area of your life as well.

Increase Financial Clarity

Making more money doesn't work best at the 'micro' level but at the 'macro' level - this means that those who know the 'how' will always wind up working for those who know the 'why'. Affirmations will strengthen your why in such a way that your money will work for you and make money your ally rather than a slave to it. You will get a plan that is most suitable for your personality!

More Productivity

People are often unproductive when they don't realize that they are a 'fish' and they are told to climb a tree. Every 'fish' in the sea is different and we will help you to uncover your best 'pond' in order to thrive in an environment where you will be the best there is and maximize your productivity!

Your Dream Career

If you are not already in your dream career, we can work out your personality strengths to show you the way to find your very own career where you will blissfully enjoy every day of your life!

More Free Time

Find the best way to work with yourself and other people to create a schedule that is perfect for your personality type. As a result, you will gain more free time and more freedom to improve other areas of your life!

Better Health

Become a healthier you naturally by removing all illness causing thoughts from your mind and your body. As a comedian and humour practitioner through Affirmations , you can use the power of comedy healing combined with strengthening your mental health and help you to accelerate your healing in addition to what you are already doing.

Reduce Stress by identifying core fears

Each personality type has certain hot buttons that causes us to misbehave irrationally when we are at our worst. Affirmations are perfect for people who struggle with issues with fear and identify ways to avoid these triggers. As a result, you will reduce stress and gain even more energy.

Thrive In Relationships

If you find yourself struggling in your relationships, it is because of personality differences that Affirmations can resolve. Different personality types come together in a relationship and you can use it to empower or de-power one another. The key is in knowing what works for you and your partner so that you are meant to excel and thrive with each other. A side benefit is that you will also have a greater sex drive with your partner because you are both much happier!

Building Rapport And Resolving Conflict

If you are in business or sales, building rapport and dealing with other people is extremely critical. Affirmations give you a psychological road map on how different personality types work and you can use it to reduce or resolve conflict, close sales, build rapport and create thriving environments at work.

Extreme Motivation For Fitness

Did you know that it is not just about the exercise routine or diet that makes you fit? What KEEPS you fit is the internal motivation, your reasons why, your inner power and strongest desires that will empower you to get the best body of your life. It is all in your mind! And we will help you to increase your motivation on that at the same time as well...

Critical Self Awareness

We can only grow at the speed of the level of our self awareness. Affirmations will help you to grow consciously by increasing your awareness and revealing your blind spots that are holding you back from critical self awareness. Once you understand this, you will be able to be the best critique for your life and transform yourself from within.

Attain Greater Spiritual Enlightenment

As a spiritual enthusiast, if you are looking for your life purpose or finding yourself, you can use Affirmations as a road map of spirituality (Affirmations after all, are a spiritual tool...) Work with Affirmations to find out Good's will for your life or your karma for this life and you will find your life purpose and reveal your destiny!

Create A Huge Impact In The World

Affirmations provide a treasure map to your life and by finding your 'true path' based on your unique strengths, you can be sure to create a huge impact in the world.

Ultimate Happiness

The final key to the puzzle - staying happy by realizing yourself. If you do not know your personality trappings, you will not be happy. Period. Affirmations will help you to find the path to bliss by going straight to the root so you will be on the path to blissful happiness.


Here Are Some Testimonials From People Who Have Seen Tremendous Results In Life!

Better Than 20 Years Worth Of Therapy!

Affirmations by Dylon Whyte is truly phenomenal. I've been to therapists for 20 years and nothing matches a single page from this book.

The power of Affirmations has helped me through some very dark times and showed me the process of recognizing what had been holding me back in my life for so long and what my real personality type truly is.

Affirmations has shown me, through reading, how I can better handle hindrances in my own life and how to deal with others and love myself in a much better way.

Affirmations are filled with hope and it brought a much needed smile to my face during my most difficult times.

Affirmations have given me invaluable tools and a direction to understand myself and get on the path to be the best person I can be. I would not hesitate to recommend this to all my friends and to anyone who wants to better their life.

Cameron D'Ass

 

My Confidence Grew And My Direction In Life Became Clearer

Affirmations has helped me in the last 3 years to get me to the next level of my personal development. I was labelled as broken when I first met Affirmations by others. Sceptical at first with Affirmations as I thought I knew myself the best, but realise I only knew so little.

Each time I spent with Affirmations, my confidence grew and my direction in life became clearer. To be able to accept and understand myself was a huge break, but to realise my biggest fear and to be able to conquer it, that was life changing.

Affirmations are very supportive. It won't tell you things that you would like to hear but what you must hear. The way Affirmations strings words together is remarkable with the energy behind it, you couldn't help but to feel inspired.

Anyone has the ability to be a teacher, but what makes Dylon so special is his ability to connect and sympathise with you on a personal level and that is not something easily to come by in any teacher.

Without Affirmations my life wouldn't be what it is today, the ability to create possibilities for the future.

Dewmi Moore

 

Recovered From Broken Relationships With Vigor & Strength!

I am deeply enthusiastic about any form of research into human personality and the human psyche. But after Dylon introduced me the power of Affirmations, it has helped me to understand myself on a much, much deeper level.

Affirmations helps me to understand why and what action I take in life towards every situation. Affirmations has helped me through 2 of my failed relationships and I can see clearly why it has happened and how to grow from it.

That's not all, it has also helped me to recognize why my previous partners are not suitable for me and not to blame myself after I've done my best. But most important of all, Affirmations gave me the strength I needed to recover from my broken relationship as quickly as possible, without dwelling in the pain and to recover with vigor and strength.

I'm so happy to be a part of Affirmations and I'm confident I'll into a more fruitful relationship with myself and my next life partner!

Lika Rose


Opened Up A World Of Tremendous Possibilities For Me!

I was first introduced to Affirmations and it opened up a world of tremendous possibilities for me.

I feel truly enlightened after I discovered my personality patterns and the discovery of my hidden self it is extremely important for me. I finally know why my partner & I behave in certain ways even though we have known each other for years.

Once I came to a deeper understanding, I am able to make full use of my strengths and gain more confidence in the things I can achieve and realize my full potential. I was also able to indentify my weaknesses and minimized it in work & relationships so that I can thrive financially and emotionally.

Dylon is also very expressive, and a really funny person. He often uses the precise words or phrases in an interesting way that nail hard on difficult issues and simplifies difficult concepts for me by painting a vivid picture and I am able to understand right away.

Fred Alcove

Order an eBook from Dylon Right Now!

We offer 3 levels of humour and Affirmations.

The 3 levels are:

Affirmations ~ Collected Works of Irony ($3) - Personality Analysis And Accountability

If you are looking for Affirmations that will give you a simplified understanding for your unique personality type, you will gain the benefits of greater self awareness, personalized accountability and productivity increase. Affirmations will keep you accountable on your goals and track your progress over time. This is a great option for those who want to be kept on track over a period of time.

 

The $hitch ($14) - In Depth Personality Self Examination And Breakthrough (Best For First Timers!)

The $hitch Wich Pages are optimal for those willing to dig deeper to uncover fixed patterns, vicious cycles, finding deeper life directions and it is the beginning of transformational work. This is the best option for those who are just starting out and desire for transforming your life from the inside out. Readers who first start out with this option gain a tremendous boost in critical self awareness and jump start the transformational process and thoroughly increase success in all areas of life.

 

The Whole $hitbang! ($55) - AOC Masters Course (Including digital copies of all future Dylon books!)

The Art of Chainmail Masters Course contains the most intense but the most satisfying of transformational work. Work straight into and uncover the core issues at a very deep level so that the transformation happens on a cellular level and the self discovery process goes really deep. Most of our clients who complete these sessions have their lives and self-awareness transformed permanently - especially those who are struggling with recurring patterns for years.

I look forward to working with you and bookings are based upon a first come, first serve basis.

Warm Regards,

Dylon

P.S. If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at irony@grumbledude.com and I will get back to you typically within 24-48 hours.

Disclaimer: The information posted here is not purposed to replace professional medical diagnosis, treatment or even advice. You should always consult a qualified healthcare professional with questions about any medical condition. It has been posted for the purpose satire with parody as parity of society's attire with fair use intent. None of this is real, except the books. Which are real, (but made-up.) Which means you can read 'em, but you should ~never~ believe 'em!